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Researchers Surprised to Find Bodily Movement Enhances Cognitive Function; Pharmaceutical Firms Panic.
This Study Greenlights the Nation’s 3 AM Scrolling Habits, Confirming Societal Collapse Is Merely Productive Neuro-Optimization.
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