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2 satirical articles about benefit concert on Hambry. Updated live.
Organizers Hail Event as "Moral Triumph" despite Net Impact Equivalent to a Modest Brunch Item.
Organizers Laud 'Unprecedented' Success, Citing Critical Acquisition of Plush Dog Bed for Specific, Highly-Strung Terrier.
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