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Stylists Report Breakthrough: Wavy Hair Responds to Scissors
Decades of Baffling Follicular Mystery Finally Unravel as Experts Confirm Textured Strands Are Not, in Fact, an Untamable, Liquid Chaos.
Estée Lauder Deploys AI for 'Algorithmically-Optimized Desirability' in Beauty.
The Luxury Cosmetics Giant Announced a New AI Media Partnership to Ensure Its Brand Messaging Consistently Tests in the Top Percentile of 'Emotional Efficacy.'

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