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4 satirical articles about basketball playoffs on Hambry. Updated live.
NBA Launches 'Efficiency' Probe Against Cavs
The League Expressed Concerns That Cleveland's Near-Flawless Execution Undermined the Competitive Spirit of the Eastern Conference First Round.
NBA Introduces 'Tactical Wellness' Protocol Ahead of Playoffs
New League-Mandated Initiative Ensures Peak Athlete Relaxation before High-Stakes Competition.
NBA Regular Season Concludes 72-Month Endurance Test
League Officials Report Record Levels of Player Fatigue, Fan Apathy, and Commentator Delirium as Endless Schedule Finally Yields to Playoffs.
76Ers Clinch Crucial Tiebreaker, Guaranteeing Statistical Edge in Single Extremely Unlikely Future Permutation
The Decisive Victory Grants Philadelphia a Razor-Thin Statistical Edge in a Hypothetical Playoff Bracket that Has Less than a 0.0000001% Chance of Ever Occurring.
