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Explores satirical news articles skewering basketball, its players, and the NBA. Humorously dissecting the sport's latest absurdities.
An Open Letter to the Three-Point Line
It's Time We Talked, Three-Point Line. It's Not You, It's... Well, It's Definitely You.
Oscar Schmidt's Passing Prompts Emergency 'Contextualization' Meetings for US Sports Pundits
The Basketball Legend's Staggering Career Statistics Have Reportedly Created an Unprecedented Logistical Challenge for Establishing Undisputed Greatest-Of-All-Time Narratives.
I Am the NBA Shot Clock and I'm Sick of Your Last-Second Prayers
For Decades, I've Watched the Greatest Athletes on Earth. and You Know What? Most of Them Are Terrible under Pressure.
The Chicago Sky Aren't Confusing, They're *Cosmic*
It's Time We Stopped Judging Interdimensional Athletes by Terrestrial Standards and Embraced Their Otherworldly Brilliance.
Celtics Stars Fulfill Multi-Million-Dollar Job Requirements
An Independent Performance Audit Has Confirmed Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum Delivered on Their Core Contractual Obligations during the Team's Recent Victory over the Toronto Raptors.
Pistons Eye Coveted Top Seed in Annual Draft Lottery
The Team's Prolonged Multi-Season Strategy Finally Culminates in a Chance at Ultimate Non-Playoff Glory.
