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2 satirical articles about baseball season on Hambry. Updated live.
The Frigid Temperatures at Coors Field Last Friday Weren't an Anomaly; They Were a Personal Protest From an Elemental Force Tired of Sports Schedules.
The League Convenes Emergency Sessions to Address the Existential Crisis Posed by Joey Wiemer's Flawless Batting Record.
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