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Orioles Convert Jackson Holliday Into NFT to Better Track Asset Value, Mitigate Injury Risk
The Groundbreaking Move Follows the Young Phenom’s Hamstring Experiencing an ‘unscheduled Performance Degradation Event,’ Prompting a Total Reevaluation of Human Tissue as a Viable Investment Vehicle.
Griffin's MLB Debut Prompts Early Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Planning
Major League Baseball and Various Media Consortiums Have Announced a Joint Task Force to Begin Preliminary Preparations for Konnor Griffin's Inevitable First-Ballot Hall of Fame Induction, Following His Professional Debut.
Red Sox Prospect’s Commercial Performance Eclipses Entire Baseball Career
A Major League Baseball Organization Is Reportedly Exploring the Economic Implications of a Player's Newfound Aptitude for Delivering Corporate Slogans.
