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4 satirical articles about baseball economics on Hambry. Updated live.
The Padres' $3.9 Billion Sale Proves Ownership Is a Delusion
When a team changes hands for nearly four billion dollars, it's not a transaction; it's a collective hallucination we've all agreed to perpetuate.
Angels execs pleased Trout’s latest output now exceeds weekly cost of his existence
The team’s financial department announced that after a five-homer series, the slugger has temporarily shifted from a net liability to a marginal asset.
Experts Confirm Dodgers' $1.4 Billion Roster Still Subject to Basic Physics
After a Single Impressive Pitching Performance, Analysts Are Grappling with the Unprecedented Implications for Modern Baseball's Economics.
MLB Owners Agree Salary Cap Is Vital for 'Competitive Parity' among Team Valuations
League Officials Highlight the Urgent Need to Ensure Every Billionaire Owner Feels Equally Secure in Their Portfolio.
