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Executive Board Gets Raise for Avoiding CollapseCorporate
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Eplus Board Awards Self 8% Raise After Successfully Not Imploding Company

Leadership Cites "Sustained Avoidance of Catastrophic Failure" as Justification for Increased Quarterly Payouts.

May 29, 2026
Gen Z Idol Mastered Zero Output Passive IncomeTrends
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Gen Z's Top Idol Is Man Who Optimized Life for Zero Output, Maximum Passive Income

Researchers Express Surprise That the Coveted Demographic Values Pure Extraction Over Any Discernible Talent or Effort.

May 12, 2026
Politicians Can Retire Sooner Than 120Weird
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New City Rule Allows Politicians to Retire Before 120th Birthday

The Groundbreaking Legislation, Expected to Pass, Acknowledges That Some Public Servants May Have Achieved a Full Human Lifespan While in Office.

May 5, 2026
Studio Chief's "New" Plan: Just More TV, but Older!Finance
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Former Studio Chief to Revolutionize TV with Patented "Even More TV" Strategy

A Prominent Industry Veteran Announced Plans to Aggressively Develop New Content by Exploring Every Previously Produced Media Property.

Apr 5, 2026
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