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Practice Is the True Enemy of Athletic Greatness
A Stunning New Revelation Proves That Demanding Physical Exertion Actually Hinders Peak Performance and Causes Unnecessary Wear and Tear.
MVP Lamar Jackson Attends 'Voluntary' Workout, Confirming Employment.
The Rare Act of a Professional Athlete Opting into Scheduled, Optional Team Activities Has Sent Shockwaves through the League.
Ravens to Fit Trey Hendrickson with Advanced "Crosby Simulation" Neural Implant
New Acquisition Will Undergo Neural Mapping to Replicate Raiders Star's on-Field Presence and off-Field Brand Synergy.

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