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University Reiterates Commitment to Academic Excellence Through Strategic Recruitment of Vertically Gifted Individuals.
University Officials Confirm Multi-Agency Task Force Activated to Ensure 'Optimal Synergy' with Star Prospect.
The Move Is Part of an Aggressive Long-Term Strategy to Lock in Talent before They Learn Long Division.
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