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Satirical news and commentary on Aston Villa. Aggregates humorous articles and parodies about the football club's latest events and fan culture

Aston Villa: 'Hero' Status Strictly Provisional Until Market Says Otherwise
Management Confirms Supporters' Emotional Attachments Are Low-Priority Data Points in Player Asset Management.
Manchester United to Finally Fix Club by Acquiring Another Midfielder
The Club's Latest 'Silver Bullet' Transfer Move Is Expected to Yield Immediate, Though Historically Elusive, Results.
Bologna to Leverage Europa League Quarter-Final to Push Serie BKT Subscriptions
Club Officials Confirm Unprecedented Marketing Strategy Aiming for Crossover Viewership during High-Stakes Aston Villa Clash.

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