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College Football Declares Fan Schedules 'Optional' After Friday Night Move
The NCAA Announced the Unprecedented Move of the Arizona Vs. TCU Game, Citing 'Broadcast Optimization' as the New Bedrock Principle of Collegiate Athletics.
Final Four Coach Admits Inability to Process Two Thoughts Concurrently
Wildcats Coach's Neurocognitive Profile Raises Concerns About Managing Both Game Strategy and Potential Job Offers.

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