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Apple Taps New Ceo, Guarantees Identical Corporate Trajectory
The Tech Giant Assured Investors That the Leadership Transition Would Result in Absolutely Zero Deviation From Current Highly Profitable, Extremely Iterative Practices.
New Market Report Confirms Apple Is Still 'that Apple'
Groundbreaking Analysis Reveals Tech Giant Continues to Exist and Operate Largely within Its Established Industry.

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