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A collection of satirical news articles on animal control. Features humorous takes on pet roundups, regulations, and wildlife management issues

City Launches ‘Urban Canine Dynamics’ Initiative After Two-Dog Incident
This Multi-Million Dollar Program Aims to Redefine the Human-Pet-Wildlife Interaction Paradigm Across Municipal Zones.
City Replaces Animal Control with Woman on Instagram
New York City Officials Announce "Cutting-Edge Digital Volunteer Initiative" After Individual Citizen Successfully Leverages Viral Post to Rescue Pet.
Diapered Primate Attempts Unauthorized Open House Tour in Michigan
Animal Control Intervenes as Housing Market Frenzy Extends to Non-Human Demographics.

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