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3 satirical articles about american culture on Hambry. Updated live.
Nation's Citizens Prove They'll Endure Anything for 12 Minutes of Loud Sparkles
Experts Confirm the True Measure of the Human Spirit Is Its Capacity to Tolerate Arbitrary Suffering in the Name of Scheduled Entertainment.
On the Enduring Myth of Quantifiable Fortitude: Another American Metric
Sir Sours casts a jaundiced eye upon the NBA's new 'Emotional Endurance' metric, lamenting the American obsession with quantifying the unquantifiable and observing that 'nerve' used to suffice perfectly well.
Nation Achieves Peak Emotional Resonance with 'Things that Simply Work'
The Latest Metrics Indicate a Collective Cultural Shift Away from Joy and Towards Streamlined Domestic Functionality.
