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Jul 5, 2026
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TrendsExperts Confirm the True Measure of the Human Spirit Is Its Capacity to Tolerate Arbitrary Suffering in the Name of Scheduled Entertainment.
Sir Sours casts a jaundiced eye upon the NBA's new 'Emotional Endurance' metric, lamenting the American obsession with quantifying the unquantifiable and observing that 'nerve' used to suffice perfectly well.
ScienceThe Latest Metrics Indicate a Collective Cultural Shift Away from Joy and Towards Streamlined Domestic Functionality.

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