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Satirical news and commentary on "America First". Aggregates humorous articles, parodies, and witty takes on the topic

US Rare Earths: Straight to Asia, Just as Planned by Supply Chain Experts
The Trump Administration's "America First" Minerals Initiative Successfully Secured a Steady Supply of Crucial Elements For, Uh, Other Countries.
Trump Clarifies 'America First' Includes Aggressive Global Military Posture
The Former President's Campaign Asserts the Doctrine Always Encompassed Robust International Engagement, Particularly when Poll Numbers Demand It.
President's 'America First' Doctrine Now Includes Strategic Overseas Strikes
Experts Confirm the Nation's Leading Geopolitical Framework Has Been Officially Updated to Accommodate Any Military Action Deemed Expedient.

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