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2 satirical articles about airbnb on Hambry. Updated live.

Airbnb’s New AI Will Determine If Your July 4th 'Gathering' Is Sufficiently Joyless
The Company's 'Celebration Compliance Algorithm' Will Reportedly Flag Spontaneous Happiness, Unauthorized Mingling, and Any Discernible 'Vibe' Above 'Mildly Pleasant Background Noise'.

Airbnb Tool Empowers Seattle Hosts to Maximize World Cup Visitor Leverage
The Platform's 'Market Maximizer' Feature Calculates Optimal Pricing for Everything from Spare Bedrooms to Repurposed Garden Sheds.

