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US Military Proudly Announces They've Finally Ruined Space Too
Officials Confirm Satellites Now Equipped with 'Peacekeeping' Lasers, Ensuring Earth Remains the Only Planet with Active Warzones.
Sep 15, 2026
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PoliticsOfficials Confirm Satellites Now Equipped with 'Peacekeeping' Lasers, Ensuring Earth Remains the Only Planet with Active Warzones.
TechJoint Base Charleston Confirmed the Cancellation, Noting the Persistent Reality that Human Civilization Continues to Operate in a State of Perpetual, Unresolvable Flux.

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