LOS ANGELES – Following a recent incident involving an individual firing gunshots near her residence, pop icon and business mogul Rihanna has reportedly expanded her personal security apparatus to include a specialized social media forensics division. The new team's primary directive is to proactively identify and flag individuals whose online interactions with the star cross the threshold from 'enthusiastic' to 'potential bail bond liability.'

Sources close to the Fenty empire, speaking anonymously due to the sensitive nature of celebrity safety, confirmed the initiative. “It’s no longer enough to just check for suspicious packages,” stated a security consultant, who preferred to be identified only as 'Hawk-Eye.' “Now, we’re looking for 17 consecutive heart-eye emojis, comments that suggest a shared destiny, or any mention of 'manifesting a duet' that includes a precise geographical location.”

The move comes after Ivana Lisette Ortiz was apprehended following a shooting incident near Rihanna’s Los Angeles home, with her bail subsequently set at $10 million. Ortiz's extensive social media history, featuring numerous posts about the singer, has since resurfaced, prompting the strategic pivot in security measures.

“We’re developing an algorithm that can differentiate between 'I love you, Queen!' and 'I love you, Queen, and I know your exact coffee order,'” explained Dr. Evelyn Chen, head of the newly formed 'Digital Obsession Analytics' unit. “It’s a fine line, but one that increasingly dictates whether we’re deploying a cease-and-desist or a tactical response unit.”

Industry experts anticipate this trend will soon become standard practice for high-profile celebrities, as the digital age continues to blur the lines between public admiration and private intrusion.