LOS ANGELES, CA – In a move solidifying the increasingly ritualistic nature of celebrity, the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) has quietly updated its guidelines, making the public wearing of Madonna's original Jean Paul Gaultier cone bra a mandatory 'rite of passage' for all emerging pop stars. The announcement comes after singer Tyla was photographed sporting the legendary bustier, fulfilling a requirement many believed was merely an unwritten industry tradition.

“It’s about heritage, respect, and, frankly, proving you can handle the pressure of an uncomfortable, historically significant undergarment,” stated Brenda Finch, a newly appointed 'Cultural Custodian of Pop Iconography' for the RIAA. “We’ve seen too many artists try to skip this crucial step, and frankly, their careers often lack that certain… *point*.”

Sources close to the industry reveal that a dedicated vault beneath the Hollywood Walk of Fame now houses several meticulously preserved cone bras, each assigned to an up-and-coming artist awaiting their turn. “The fitting process is rigorous,” explained stylist Chet Desmond, who oversees the bra’s deployment. “It’s not just about the look; it’s about absorbing the energy. Some artists weep. Others just stand there, silently contemplating the weight of pop history on their chest.”

The RIAA confirmed that failure to complete the cone bra ritual within 18 months of a debut album release will result in a mandatory year-long hiatus and an exclusive contract with a regional polka label.