GREEN BAY, WI – The Green Bay Packers have reportedly signed veteran cornerback Benjamin St-Juste to a two-year, $10 million contract, not to improve their pass defense, but to significantly enhance the 'overall vibe' of their sideline operations. Team insiders suggest St-Juste's primary role will be to stand near coaches with a serious expression, occasionally pointing at the field, and generally making the team appear more strategically engaged.

“We’ve got a lot of talent on the field, but what we were really missing was that intangible sense of 'depth' that only a well-paid, non-starting veteran can provide,” explained General Manager Brian Gutekunst, speaking through a team spokesperson. “Benjamin has an excellent track record of looking like he understands complex defensive schemes, even when he’s just trying to remember if he left the stove on.”

The move comes after analytics revealed the Packers’ sideline 'gravitas score' was lagging behind division rivals. “Our data showed that when the cameras panned to our bench, we weren’t conveying enough quiet confidence,” said Dr. Evelyn Reed, head of the team's newly formed 'Aura Enhancement Department.' “St-Juste’s ability to project thoughtful concern without actually being involved in the play is unparalleled.”

Fans are reportedly eager to see if St-Juste’s presence can elevate the team’s collective 'serious face' quotient, potentially distracting opponents with the sheer force of his concentrated non-participation.