CAMBRIDGE, MA – Researchers at MIT have announced a revolutionary electrohydrodynamic printing system designed to meticulously apply blame to individuals or departments with pinpoint precision. The technology, previously used for micro-scale manufacturing, has been repurposed to address the pervasive issue of diffuse responsibility in modern organizations.

“For too long, accountability has been a blunt instrument, splattered indiscriminately across entire teams,” explained Dr. Evelyn Reed, lead researcher for the project. “Our new 'BlameBot 3000' ensures that if a project fails, the precise individual who left that one crucial field blank in the spreadsheet gets their exact, scientifically determined portion of the fallout. No more, no less.”

The device utilizes a highly controlled electric field to deposit microscopic droplets of a proprietary, non-toxic 'Accountability Agent' onto designated targets. Early tests have shown remarkable success, with one corporate trial reporting a 73% reduction in inter-departmental finger-pointing, replaced instead by a quiet, almost surgical acceptance of specific failings.

“It’s a game-changer for quarterly reviews,” stated Chad Worthington, CEO of a beta-testing firm. “Before, it was a free-for-all. Now, we just run the data through the BlameBot, and it prints out a perfectly calibrated blame-distribution map. It’s incredibly efficient, and frankly, a little terrifying.”

Critics, however, worry about the ethical implications of such precise blame allocation, suggesting it might stifle innovation by making employees overly risk-averse. Dr. Reed dismisses these concerns, stating, “If you’re truly innovative, the BlameBot will simply print ‘Not Applicable’ on your forehead.”