LOS ANGELES – After weeks of intense forensic analysis and pixel-by-pixel examination, the collective hive mind of social media users has officially concluded that celebrity bodies are, in fact, subject to the same biological processes as non-famous bodies. The revelation comes after extensive speculation regarding rapper Bhad Bhabie’s recent appearance, which some online sleuths had initially theorized was the result of either advanced sorcery or an unprecedented scientific anomaly.

“We ran the numbers, cross-referenced the selfies, and even consulted with several self-proclaimed ‘body language experts’ from TikTok,” stated Dr. Evelyn P. Thistle, lead researcher for the newly formed Center for Public Figure Physiology. “Our findings indicate a strong correlation between the passage of time and alterations in physical form. It’s truly revolutionary work.”

The study, which involved countless hours of screenshot comparisons and heated comment section debates, suggests that factors such as diet, exercise, age, and even the simple act of existing can influence a person’s weight and overall physique. This contradicts earlier, widely held beliefs that celebrities are encased in an immutable, air-tight shell of their debut appearance.

“Frankly, it’s a relief,” admitted one anonymous Instagram commenter, who had spent the better part of a Tuesday afternoon compiling a multi-slide exposé on the rapper’s alleged transformation. “For a while there, I thought they were just… built different. Now I know they’re just built, like, regular different.”

Experts warn that this groundbreaking discovery may lead to a fundamental re-evaluation of how the internet perceives and discusses human beings.