LOS ANGELES, CA — Following the unexpected weekend box office triumph of the animated film 'Hoppers,' film critics across the country have reportedly entered a state of frantic, performative recall, fabricating nuanced opinions on a movie they had previously dismissed or simply ignored. Industry insiders suggest a widespread, unspoken agreement to feign prior engagement with the film, rather than admit to missing the cultural pulse.

“I’ve always admired the subtle, yet profound, allegories within the 'Hoppers' universe,” claimed veteran critic Eleanor Vance, speaking from her home office, where a hastily purchased 'Hoppers' plush toy was visible in the background. “The film’s exploration of interspecies migration, particularly the nuanced portrayal of the titular hopping creatures, truly resonated with me on a deeply intellectual level. Definitely saw it opening night. Twice, actually.”

Sources close to several major publications confirmed that emergency editorial meetings were convened Sunday morning, with the primary agenda item being 'How to pivot from 'The Bride' think pieces to 'Hoppers' profundity by Monday.' One anonymous editor admitted, “We’re just hoping nobody asks us to name a single character or describe a plot point beyond 'they hop.' It’s a real 'Emperor’s New Clothes' situation, but with more CGI and fewer clothes.”

Meanwhile, studio executives are reportedly already greenlighting two sequels and a theme park ride, all based on the critics’ newfound, deeply held appreciation for the film’s artistic merit.