LONDON – The estate of George Michael has unveiled an ambitious multi-decade plan to systematically release every scrap of audio, video, and written material ever produced by the late pop icon, including grocery lists, voicemails, and ambient room noise from his various residences. The announcement comes on the heels of news that a long-lost concert film, 'Faith,' and 18 unreleased tracks are set for global distribution.

“We’ve barely scratched the surface,” stated Evelyn Finch, a spokesperson for the newly formed 'George Michael Archival Monetization Division.' “Fans want to connect with George. And what better way than through his 1997 dry cleaning receipts, meticulously cataloged and presented in a limited-edition, scented vinyl box set?” Finch confirmed that future releases include a 30-volume collection of his internal monologues, transcribed from posthumously recovered brain waves, and a 4K remaster of his childhood finger painting sessions.

Industry analysts predict a robust market for the new content. “The public’s appetite for posthumous celebrity content is insatiable,” noted Dr. Quentin Peabody, Professor of Necro-Economics at the University of Surrey. “Why settle for a 'best of' album when you can have a 7-hour recording of George Michael trying to assemble IKEA furniture?”

Sources close to the estate suggest that if all goes well, they anticipate having enough material to release new content well into the 23rd century, ensuring George Michael's legacy, and their quarterly earnings, remain perpetually 'Careless Whispers' of the past.