AUSTIN, TX — DigitalMarketer CEO Ryan Deiss has unveiled a groundbreaking new protocol, dubbed the 'Deiss Cognitive Algorithm™,' aimed at preventing what he calls 'AI-induced cognitive atrophy' among his staff. The proprietary system mandates a precise 10% human thought, 80% AI processing, and a final 10% human 'judgment' phase for all tasks, effectively quantizing the human intellect.

According to Deiss, this meticulously balanced approach safeguards against the insidious threat of employees developing independent critical thinking skills, which he warns could lead to 'unnecessary innovation' or, worse, 'questioning established corporate directives.'

“We’re not trying to make people dumber, per se,” Deiss clarified in a press release that was 87% generated by AI. “We’re simply optimizing their cognitive load. Think of it as a mental fitness routine. You wouldn’t want your bicep to get so strong it starts lifting things without your permission, would you? It’s about controlled, efficient intellectual output.”

Dr. Anya Sharma, a leading expert in corporate neuroscience (and a fictional character we just made up), commented, “This is truly visionary. For too long, companies have struggled with the unpredictable nature of human creativity. Mr. Deiss has found a way to harness just enough of it to make the AI look good, without letting it spill over into actual problem-solving.”

Early reports indicate a significant decrease in unsolicited opinions during team meetings, a key metric for success. The company is now exploring an AI-powered 'judgment' phase to further streamline the final 10%.