LOS ANGELES, CA – Famed celebrity stylist and self-proclaimed “fashion therapist” Franzy Staedter has released her new book, “The Closet Detox,” a revolutionary guide designed to help the nation’s wealthiest individuals make more room for their ever-expanding designer collections.

Staedter, whose client list reportedly includes several people who own multiple homes, explained that the book addresses the critical issue of “wardrobe stagnation.” “It’s not about getting rid of things you don’t need,” Staedter clarified in a recent interview. “It’s about strategically curating your existing pieces to create a vacuum for new, more expensive ones. We’re talking about optimizing consumption, not reducing it.”

The book outlines a rigorous 12-step program, including “The Emotional Detachment from that Hermes Birkin you only carried twice” and “The Strategic Donation to a Charity Event You’ll Be Attending.” One early adopter, socialite Bunny Vanderbilt-Smythe, praised the method. “Before Franzy, my walk-in was so full, I almost had to consider using the guest closet. Now, I’ve got space for an entire new season of couture. It’s truly transformational.”

Critics, primarily those who own fewer than three closets, have questioned the book’s relevance. However, Staedter remains unfazed. “My clients face unique challenges,” she stated. “It’s easy to judge when you’re not staring down a wall of unworn Chanel.” The book also includes a chapter on “Reconciling Your Carbon Footprint with Your Shopping Habit,” which reportedly advises readers to simply not think about it too much.