LOS ANGELES, CA – Security personnel guarding the $14 million mansion of pop icon Rihanna and rapper A$AP Rocky reportedly remained calm and collected during a recent incident involving a firearm, initially dismissing the disturbance as 'standard celebrity fan engagement.' According to an anonymous source within the security detail, the team’s protocols now categorize such events as 'Level 2: Enthusiastic Admiration,' only escalating to 'Level 3: Actual Threat' if a fan attempts to breach the property with a signed album.

“Honestly, we get a lot of… creative expressions of devotion around here,” stated 'Chad,' a security guard who preferred to remain unnamed due to ongoing investigations. “We’ve had drones, we’ve had interpretive dance, we even had a guy try to deliver a live goat once. A few pops? That’s just Tuesday. We figured someone was just really passionate about the new Fenty drop.”

The woman, identified as 30-year-old Jameeka Johnson, was eventually apprehended after local law enforcement, who apparently operate under different threat assessment guidelines, responded to multiple 911 calls from less-seasoned neighbors. Johnson was charged with felony vandalism and illegal discharge of a firearm, though sources say she was disappointed her message didn't get through to Rihanna directly.

Insiders suggest the incident has prompted a review of the security team’s 'fan-to-firearm' threat matrix, though most agree that anything short of a full-scale orchestral performance outside the gates will likely continue to be met with a polite wave and a request to move along.