HOLLYWOOD, CA — Following a recent incident involving recording artist Chappell Roan and a group of photographers, a coalition of celebrities has formally requested the establishment of a 'Curated Gaze' clause, granting them exclusive control over when and how they are observed by the public. The proposed clause would allow stars to dictate the precise moments their images are captured, ensuring optimal lighting, emotional resonance, and brand synergy.

“It’s not about privacy, per se; it’s about quality control,” explained veteran publicist Brenda Sterling, speaking from her firm's bunker. “Our clients spend millions crafting an image. To have that image compromised by some rogue lensman catching them mid-sneeze or, God forbid, looking like a regular person, is frankly an assault on their intellectual property.”

Under the new guidelines, paparazzi would be required to submit formal requests for photo opportunities, complete with mood boards and proposed captioning. Any unsanctioned photographic capture would be subject to immediate legal action and, more importantly, a strongly worded Instagram story. “We just want to ensure that every public appearance is a carefully orchestrated tableau of aspirational living,” added Sterling. “Is that too much to ask?”

Critics of the proposal, primarily those who own cameras, argue it would fundamentally alter the nature of celebrity journalism. However, sources close to the stars suggest they are already exploring drone-based, AI-filtered 'paparazzi-on-demand' services to ensure perfect, self-generated candid shots.