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Roast Your Friend

Describe someone you know and Hambry will write a full satirical news article about them. Completely fictional. Completely hilarious.

About your friend

Hambry doesn't roast public figures — they do that to themselves.

Appearance, job, quirks. Keep it clean.

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We'll email you the link when your roast is live.

Comma-separated. Up to 5 emails. Each person gets a "you've been roasted" notification.

All roasts are entirely fictional and intended for humor only. Hambry does not roast public figures, minors, or anyone in a way that could be construed as defamatory. By submitting, you confirm your friend consents to being roasted.

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