Nation's Tennis Fans Brace For Inevitable Apology-Off In All-Canadian Match-Up
The highly anticipated second-round clash at Indian Wells is expected to set new records for polite sportsmanship and mutual deference.
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Nation's Sports Media Scrambles To Find New Angles After Canadians Keep Winning
Reporters reportedly facing existential crises as 'underdog' narratives become increasingly difficult to maintain.
Martina Navratilova Clarifies: Only *My* Enemies Deserve To Be Alive
Tennis icon issues nuanced statement, confirming her moral compass operates on a strictly personal vendetta basis.
