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Nation’s Leaders Announce New ‘Mandatory Ambivalence’ Period Following Supreme Leader’s Demise

Nation’s Leaders Announce New ‘Mandatory Ambivalence’ Period Following Supreme Leader’s Demise

Citizens instructed to maintain a delicate balance of public mourning and private relief, with official grief counselors on standby.

5d ago

iranian officials confirm succession plan involves 'finding the biggest hat'

iranian officials confirm succession plan involves 'finding the biggest hat'

insiders suggest the next supreme leader will be chosen based on their ability to fill the previous leader's iconic headwear.

Mar 1

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