Netflix Withdraws Warner Bros. Bid After Realizing It Already Owns All the Good Ideas
Company Cites 'Existential Redundancy' as Primary Factor, Confirms Plans to Simply Re-Release 'Bridgerton' with Slightly Different Hats.
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Warner Bros. Dumps Netflix at Altar for 'Significantly Shinier Object' Paramount
Industry insiders speculate the sudden pivot was influenced by a particularly compelling PowerPoint presentation featuring gratuitous use of lens flares.
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