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Surgeon General Nominee Confounds Senate with Radical Proposal: 'Maybe We Should Just… Be Healthy?'

Lawmakers express deep concern over Dr. Casey Means's unorthodox approach to public wellness, fearing a 'paradigm shift' away from established medical protocols.

Feb 28

Surgeon General Nominee Casey Means Clarifies Stance on Vaccines: 'I'm Not Anti-Vaccine, I'm Pro-Vibes'

Dr. Means reassures Senate panel that her holistic approach to public health prioritizes 'energetic alignment' over 'injectable interventions.'

Feb 26

Surgeon General Nominee Confirmed After Agreeing to End All Disease, Including 'The Sniffles'

Dr. Casey Means secures unanimous Senate approval after promising to personally eradicate every ailment from the common cold to existential dread.

Feb 25

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#senate confirmation

Surgeon General Nominee Confounds Senate with Radical Proposal: 'Maybe We Should Just… Be Healthy?'

Surgeon General Nominee Casey Means Clarifies Stance on Vaccines: 'I'm Not Anti-Vaccine, I'm Pro-Vibes'

Surgeon General Nominee Confirmed After Agreeing to End All Disease, Including 'The Sniffles'

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