Kathie Lee Gifford Confirms She Has Been Ready To Host 'TODAY' Since 2019
The former 'TODAY' staple revealed she keeps a fully-stocked green room in her basement, just in case.
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Kathie Lee Gifford Declares Herself Nation's Emergency Broadcast System For Morning Television
The former 'TODAY' host confirmed she is on standby, ready to deploy her signature brand of effervescence at a moment's notice.
Hugh Jackman Confirms His Soul Is Not For Sale, Just Available For Lease On Weekends
The 'Wolverine' star clarified that his recent performance for Rupert Murdoch was strictly a professional engagement, not an endorsement of media consolidation.
Netflix Declares Harry Styles Concert ‘One Night’ Despite Being Available Indefinitely
Streaming giant clarifies that 'One Night in Manchester' refers to the original performance date, not its perpetual availability for viewing.
Versant Executives Unveil Revolutionary New Technology Called 'Cable Box'
The newly public pay-TV conglomerate is banking on nostalgia and a baffling ignorance of market trends to woo investors.
VOA Persian Service Commits To Delivering Most Unhinged Content Directly To Iran
The U.S. government-funded broadcaster assures citizens trapped under communication blackouts that they will not miss a single conspiracy theory or unsubstantiated rumor.
Nation's Political Cartoonists Officially Declare 'Reality' Too Unrealistic for Satire
Ink-stained professionals issue unprecedented collective statement, citing 'unsustainable levels of self-parody' from actual events.
BBC Announces New 'Slur-B-Gone' AI to Proactively Erase Offensiveness Before Broadcast
Broadcaster vows to achieve 'zero-tolerance' for unapproved language, even if it means preemptive silence.
