Mattel Announces New 'Masters of the Universe' Toy Line for Film That Might Actually Happen This Time
Company assures fans that this iteration of Eternia’s saga is 'definitely, probably' making it to the big screen.
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Mattel Declares Global Emergency After 'Masters of the Universe' Toy Line Fails to Instantly Solve All Humanity's Problems
Company officials express 'profound disappointment' as the mere existence of new He-Man figures did not immediately usher in an era of universal peace and prosperity.
Nation Holds Breath as 'Masters of the Universe' Trailer Countdown Enters Critical Final Hours; GDP Projections Revised Downward
Economists warn of unprecedented productivity dip as global workforce collectively anticipates 90 seconds of CGI-laden nostalgia.
Local Man's 'Secret Royal Heritage' Claims Spark Interdimensional Custody Battle, Galactic Bureaucracy Grinds to Halt
Earth's Department of Extraterrestrial Affairs overwhelmed by surge in 'destined prince' paperwork, citing unprecedented magic sword retrieval requests.
