ETERNIA-ON-EARTH — The recent teaser trailer for 'Masters of the Universe' has inadvertently triggered a global administrative crisis, as countless young men across Earth are now filing official claims of secret alien royalty and demanding immediate repatriation to their 'rightful' cosmic thrones.

The trailer, depicting a seemingly ordinary Earthling discovering his destiny as an off-world prince, has led to a 3,400% spike in inquiries to the newly formed 'Intergalactic Ancestry Verification Unit' (IAVU) within the Department of Extraterrestrial Affairs. 'We're seeing an unprecedented number of applications citing 'fabulous secret legacies' and 'magic sword recovery protocols',' stated Dr. Elara Vex, Senior Archivist of Celestial Lineages, wiping sweat from her brow. 'Many are also demanding immediate access to 'Castle Grayskull' and advanced combat training, often citing their 'birthright' to protect 'eternally threatened kingdoms.''

One applicant, Kevin 'Kev-O' Jenkins, 23, from Akron, Ohio, reportedly attempted to 'summon the power' of his grandmother's antique butter knife, insisting it was a 'disguised Sword of Power.' 'My destiny is clear,' Jenkins declared, holding the tarnished utensil aloft. 'I just need to find my Battle Cat, and then it's off to save Eternia from Skeletor, who I'm pretty sure is my uncle Gary.'

Experts warn that the administrative backlog could delay actual intergalactic diplomacy for centuries. 'This isn't just about one trailer,' cautioned Professor Quentin Quibble, Head of Fictional-to-Factual Transference Studies at the University of Unreality. 'It's a societal breakdown of narrative boundaries. Soon, everyone will be claiming to be the One Ring's true owner or demanding their Hogwarts letter.' The IAVU has since issued a public advisory, reminding potential princes that 'actual alien royalty rarely announces itself via streaming service teasers.'