Ugandan Authorities Deploy Elite 'Lip-Lock Surveillance Unit' After Public Kissing Incident
New specialized task force aims to prevent 'epidemic of affection' threatening national decorum.
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Government Unveils 'Prism Videos' Initiative: Every Citizen's Life Now a Binge-Worthy Series for Bureaucrats
New 'Discussion Link' allows public to rate surveillance footage, influencing resource allocation for 'compelling' narratives.
