
New Study Confirms Anyone Born After 1990 Has Absolutely No Concept Of ‘Before Times’
Researchers find that cultural memory now operates on a rolling 15-year cycle, rendering anything older than a TikTok trend incomprehensible.

Researchers find that cultural memory now operates on a rolling 15-year cycle, rendering anything older than a TikTok trend incomprehensible.
Mar 3

A new study reveals that the latest youth lexicon has abandoned all pretense of communication, opting instead for a sophisticated form of generational warfare.
Mar 1

Experts baffled as children struggle with the 'revolutionary' direct voice-to-ear interface, demanding 'swipe' and 'scroll' functionalities.
Feb 28

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