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5 articles

Nation’s Men Report Readiness To Be Dads, Await Partner To Materialize From Thin Air

A new study reveals a surprising gender gap in family planning, with men overwhelmingly expressing a desire for children, provided the logistics magically resolve themselves.

5d ago

New Study Confirms Wives Are Simply Vessels For Husband’s Divine Favor

Researchers praise groundbreaking insight that reduces complex human relationships to a transactional spiritual commodity.

6d ago

New Study Confirms Men Still Require Extensive Guidance For Basic Seasonal Dressing

Researchers find that without curated lists and urgent calls to action, male population risks hypothermia or, worse, being unfashionable.

Mar 3

‘Love Is Blind’ Producers Confirm Pods Now Feature Mandatory Alpha-Male Monologues, Scented Candles Banned

New season to prioritize 'value proposition' and 'female submission' over antiquated notions of 'emotional connection.'

Feb 28

Hillary Clinton Officially Declared Nation's 'Designated Scapegoat' for All Spousal Misdeeds, Past and Future

New federal mandate requires former First Lady to personally answer for any transgression committed by a male spouse, effective immediately.

Feb 26