Ski Resort Announces New 'Suspended Animation' Experience For Adrenaline Junkies
Following a recent incident, Mammoth Mountain Ski Area is capitalizing on the thrill of near-death, offering patrons a chance to dangle precariously for an upcharge.
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California Launches Multi-Million Dollar 'What's an E-Bike?' Campaign, Finds Most Residents Already Know
State officials express surprise as preliminary data suggests public's e-bike literacy significantly higher than projected, prompting urgent re-evaluation of funding allocation.
Parole Board 'Shocked' to Discover Convicted Pedophile Still Has 'Predilections' for Pedophilia
Officials express bewilderment at the concept of deeply ingrained psychological disorders persisting beyond incarceration.
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