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Google Now Paying Extortion Racket to Keep AI From Turning on Its Creators
Tech Giant Concedes Massive Monthly Payments to Elon Musk’s Satellite Network Are Just "Protection Money" for an Increasingly Sentient Algorithm.
Google Held Back Its Biggest AI to Ensure You Crave It More
Company Executives Confirmed the Delay Was a "Meta-Learning Opportunity" Designed to Study Collective Despair and Optimize Future Engagement Metrics.
Big Tech's $700 Billion AI 'Investment' Largely Covers Rising Chip Costs
The Tech Sector’s Much-Heralded AI Spending Spree Has Been Revealed as Primarily a Response to Inflationary Pressures on Existing Hardware.
Gucci Smart Glasses Promise High-Fashion Public Surveillance
The Collaboration Aims to Normalize Hands-Free Data Collection by Making It Prohibitively Expensive.
Google to Build Lunar Data Centers, Citing 'Finite Planet' Problem
The Tech Giant Says Its 'Project Suncatcher' Will Move Processing Power off-World, Optimizing for Efficiency and Avoiding Terrestrial 'Distractions'.
Google Unveils Pixel 10A, Highlighting Its Revolutionary Ability to Lay Completely Flat
Google Engineers Confirm Years of Intensive Research and Development Were Dedicated to Achieving This Singular, Groundbreaking Design Feat.
