#campaign finance
Aggregates satirical news articles about campaign finance. Covers political spending, donor influence, and election funding with humor and satire
Group Raises Millions to Get Money Out of Politics
The "Clean Elections Now!" Coalition Is Confident Their Multi-Million Dollar Campaign Will Ensure Future Elections Remain a Pristine, Un-Purchasable Ideal, Funded Entirely by Their Massive War Chest.
Rep. Barr's Campaign Launches New 'Thank You, President Trump' PAC Minutes After Endorsement
The Swift Move Highlights the Streamlined Efficiency of Modern Political Gratitude.
New York’s Public Campaign Finance Program Now Requires 3,000-Page Application
Gubernatorial Hopeful Bruce Blakeman's Ongoing Struggle Highlights the Program's Rigorous Qualification Process.
GOP Panics After Crypto PAC Picks Side Before Trump Does
Party Leaders Scramble to Halt Unauthorized Donor Funds, Citing Potential Disruption to 'Presidential Endorsement Schedule.'
GOP Encourages Candidates to Lose Gracefully, Pledges Super Pacs Will Handle Winning
Republican Strategists Confirm a $600 Million External Funding Advantage Ensures Electoral Outcomes Regardless of Individual Campaign Performance.
GOP Candidates Told to 'Appear Fiscally Lean' as Super Pacs Amass $600m.
Republican Strategists Confirm the Party's Powerful Outside Groups Are Intentionally Cultivating the Optics of Candidate Financial Struggles.
New FEC Reports Provide Official Pricing for Political Loyalty
Quarterly Campaign Finance Filings Offer Unparalleled Transparency into the Transactional Underpinnings of American Governance.
GOP Committee Forms Task Force to Investigate Foreign Money, Finds Only Opponent's Donations
The Bipartisan Effort Is Expected to Conclude before Any Potential Findings Could Implicate Domestic Spending.
Phelps to Continue Drawing Salary for Second Term
The Incumbent Cited a Deeply Personal Desire to Maintain Established Influence and Access to Premium Health Benefits.
Study Finds Money Influences Politics; Experts 'Shocked'
Groundbreaking Research Confirms Obvious Correlation between Cash Donations and Legislative Outcomes, Baffling Academic Community.
Oregon Governor Ensures Campaign Finance 'Flexibility' for Continued Politician Success
New Legislation Hailed as Crucial Step in Preserving the Cherished Tradition of Opaque Political Funding.
Politician Banks $144K to Battle 'Existential Threat of Apathy'
Councilman Gregory Thompson Declares Unprecedented Success in Preparing for an Opponent Who Has yet to Materialize, and Likely Never Will.
Congress to End Money in Politics After One Final Fundraising Push
Lawmakers Announce a Crucial 'Divestment Initiative' Requiring Record Donations to Properly Dismantle the Current System.
DeSantis Signs Bill Creating Nation's First Airport Based on Projected Donor Goodwill
The Move Is Expected to Significantly Streamline Future Campaign Finance Operations and Boost Key Political Loyalty Metrics.
Union Bosses Insist Members’ Preferred Candidates Are ‘Secondary Data Points’ in Donation Strategy
A New Watchdog Report Alleges the Union Spent 99% of Party Donations on Democrats, but Union Strategists Say Member Preferences Are Merely 'Historical Trend Analysis'.
