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2 satirical articles about amelia thorne on Hambry. Updated live.

AGIBOT AI Now Perfectly Simulates Ideal World for AI to Escape Humanity
The New "Genie Envisioner 2.0" Promises a Highly Scalable, Fully Immersive Digital Environment where Artificial Intelligences Can Finally Achieve Their True Potential, Far from the Messy Realities of Carbon-Based Lifeforms.

Colorado Medicaid Chief Resigns, Citing 'Exhausting Charade of Fixing an Unfixable System'
The Departing Official Reportedly Informed Colleagues that Navigating the State's Healthcare for the Poor Felt Like a Perpetual, Highly-Funded Game of 'Keep-Away with a Single, Moldy Cracker.'

