BERLIN – A new documentary, 'Inner Emigrants,' which recently secured German distribution rights, is poised to shatter long-held societal assumptions by revealing that even those who counsel others through their deepest anxieties are not immune to the occasional existential dread or mild inconvenience. Director Lena Karbe reportedly spent nearly four years undercover in Moscow, risking life and limb to observe three anonymous crisis line psychologists grappling with the mundane realities of their own lives.

Sources close to the production describe Karbe’s methodology as 'unflinching,' capturing moments such as a psychologist forgetting where they left their keys, another struggling to assemble IKEA furniture, and a third experiencing mild irritation when their internet connection buffered during a cat video. 'It was harrowing work,' stated fictional producer Klaus Richter. 'The emotional toll of witnessing these highly trained individuals navigate basic human existence was immense. We truly believe this film will force audiences to confront their own biases about who gets to have a bad day.'

Critics are already hailing the film as a 'masterclass in observational cinema,' praising its courage in tackling the sensitive subject of therapists being people. 'For too long, we've expected our mental health gurus to be infallible, emotionless automatons,' wrote film pundit Dr. Anya Petrova. 'Karbe pulls back the curtain, showing us that beneath the calm demeanor and insightful questions, there’s often just another person trying to remember if they left the stove on.'

The film’s German theatrical release is slated for May 14, promising to revolutionize how the public views individuals whose job it is to listen to other people's problems.