Sheinbaum, Trump Announce Joint Venture to Streamline Cartel Operations
New 'North American Security & Logistics Initiative' aims to bring 'synergy' to cross-border illicit trade.
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Silicon Valley Unanimously Agrees to Fund AI Startup's 'Sentient Toaster' Project in Defiance of Trump
Tech titans pledge billions to develop advanced breakfast appliances after President's 'unwarranted' concern over human-level intelligence.
Trump Bans AI, Citing 'Un-American' Logic and 'Too Many Brains'
Former President's directive follows Pentagon's 'thought-crime' incident with Anthropic's Claude 3.5 Sonnet, potentially crippling military's ability to count beans.
Democrats Unveil Revolutionary 'Simultaneous Counter-Response' Strategy, Confuse Nation
Party officials hail innovative approach to messaging, admit it may require 17 different cable channels to fully grasp.
