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Music Industry Unveils 'Artist Replacement Program' To Combat Listener Bereavement

Music Industry Unveils 'Artist Replacement Program' To Combat Listener Bereavement

Following J. Cole's hint at reduced output, major labels confirm a new initiative to seamlessly transition fans to 'comparable sonic experiences.'

3d ago

Music Industry Declares 'New Music Friday' a National Emergency, Citing 'Unbearable Freshness Overload'

Music Industry Declares 'New Music Friday' a National Emergency, Citing 'Unbearable Freshness Overload'

Officials warn citizens to brace for unprecedented levels of sonic novelty as weekly release deluge threatens public sanity.

Feb 24

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