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Oscars Academy Announces New 'Emotional Labor' Category For Pundits Who Predicted Wrong

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences introduces a groundbreaking award to acknowledge the tireless, often uncompensated, mental anguish of awards season prognosticators.

1d ago

Nation's Pundits Confirm Zendaya-Holland Marriage Rumors Are 'The Only Thing Holding Society Together Right Now'

Leading cultural commentators agree that the ongoing speculation provides a crucial, if tenuous, social cohesion in an otherwise fractured world.

3d ago

Nation's Pundits Decry Public's Inability To Locate Obscure Soviet-Era Spaceport On Demand

A recent online quiz has exposed a shocking gap in geographical and historical knowledge, prompting calls for immediate remedial action.

4d ago

Nation’s Pundits Warn Of Imminent Societal Collapse If College Basketball Brackets Aren’t Perfectly Optimized

Experts caution that the delicate balance of the universe hinges on correctly predicting the NCAA tournament's top seeds.

5d ago

Arsenal Declared Champions League Winners By Pundits, Tournament To Proceed As Mere Formalit

Analysts confirm the trophy is already in North London, rendering all future matches largely ceremonial.

Mar 3

Nation’s Geopolitical Pundits Briefly Consider New Talking Points Before Reverting To Old Ones

The death of a major regional figure has prompted a frantic, yet ultimately futile, search for fresh analytical angles.

Mar 1