Nation’s Strategic Petroleum Reserve Officially Reclassified As 'Really Big Decorative Barrel'
Administration clarifies that the 700 million barrels are for looking at, not for 'emergency' use.
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Mar 20, 2026
Administration clarifies that the 700 million barrels are for looking at, not for 'emergency' use.
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